Tek Jansen Blackmail Scam

An attempt was made to blackmail Stephen Colbert's science fiction and cartoon avatar, Tek Jansen, for having got an underage fae girl pregnant. This is of course, absurd, for although her avatar was, indeed, not more than a year old, and not age verified, still we have it on good authority that the person behind the keyboard was, indeed, over 18. Though the blackmailer, one Kid Kaos, part of the Facebook Mafia Wars Wise Guys, could not be reached for comment, to date not a single news service has seen fit to dignify this absurd attempt to extort money any credibility.

However, given the lucrative "SUPER-PAC" funding now available, it's certain that this unscrupulous Mobster will certainly try again….